May 2013
loungezombie:
i wonder if there’s an actual heaven and if there’s an actual angel called Castiel up there who’s just like “FOR FUCKS SAKE CAN THESE TEENAGERS STOP CALLING ME”
trillow:
you eat one guy and suddenly you’re that guy that ate that guy
sciencebranchblues:
Whenever you have the nagging feeling that you aren’t any good at what you do, remember that David Bowie once broke down crying and admitted to a friend that he didn’t think he was a good singer.
feelingstrangelyalive:
you’re on tumblr, there’s no one around and all your shows are on hiatus…
then… out of the corner of your eye you see them…
the hannibal fandom
zylphiacrowley:
Season 9 spoiler: Chuck bursts into heaven and marches right up to Metatron going “Listen here you little shit.”
firesidechatlogs:
what if the only way fix the whole fallen angels ordeal in supernatural is to consult the first fallen angel
What was the hardest scene or episode you had to...
amaelangel:
Julie McNiven: Mine was when I had to have sex with Jensen because he’s hideous. My life is so hard.
Misha Collins: Really? That was the best for me.
Julie: What?!
Misha: …what?
(x)
warpedesto:
do you ever just
make a friend and think
I am so glad this friend is mine
weirdsynthnoises:
urqtgf:
How do you do stuff without feeling embarrassed
largebeard:
foodchewer:
*hides good snacks from family members*
wimey:
amaeza:
untruc:
amaeza:
you know, i’m a raging lesbian and i was never distracted by what other girls in my classes were wearing in high school. this is a male problem, not an “attracted to women” problem.
This is an “inability to respect women” problem.
Which is a male problem.
Tho I think there are a lot of women who don’t respect each other either.
marble-lover-of-liberty:
those-barricade-boys:
spiralphilia:
Look down look down
you stole a loaf of bread
look down look down
now everyone is dead
LES MIS IN 4 LINES, EVERYONE.
So my professor was asking questions.
Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
Like 3 people: *raises hand*
Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
Me: *raises hand*
Professor: *points me out* why?
Me: It's illegal.
Professor: touche.
My favourite games to play on Tumblr are
godtissumbrella:
avengethewholockians:
serverussnape-always:
Is that John Green
Is it meaningful or is BBC just too cheap to buy other props
Sherlock fandom u ok
Can you spot the vegan
Was that a hipster post or Doctor Who
Is it night bloggers or just the Australians
Is it night bloggers or just the Australians
Don’t forget: was that an out take or an actual scene of supernatural.
exobiologicalanachronism:
winchesters-sassbutt:
jaredpadaleckis:
sharonosbourne:
I spy with my little eye a deep emotional issue that will probably develop into a drinking problem in my near future
#was this post written by a 26 year old dean winchester
I may have just found my new favorite swear phrase.
arbitraryimposition:
timeywimeywinchesters:
edcunningham:
It is a common misconception that the ‘L’ in Samuel L Jackson’s name is an abbreviation of his middle name. In actuality, It is a roman numeral, indicating that he is the 50th descendant in the line of Samuel Jacksons, who have guarded our race since the ancient times.
#Achilles I’m here to speak to you about the Avengers Iniative
...
deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:
castielthebadassangel:
thegabbicave:
0ftenhated:
savannahfaerie:
doctorsaxon:
sweetmotherofpie:
Imagine a movie like The Avengers
But instead of Marvel heroes joining forces
It was Disney Princesses
“I have an army,” Maleficent taunted.
“Yeah?” said Rapunzel, “We have Kuzco.”
YOU THREW OFF MY GROOVE
“That’s my secret Mulan… I’m always off...
gallifrey-feels:
underutilized-nerdgirl:
im-an-angel-you-asshat:
Agent Coulson has taught me that if you deny a character death completely, that character will come back.
Gabriel
Sherlock fandom. 1903. That is all.
a-beard:
vanehwasreal:
i’m calling it
season nine of supernatural is gonna be sam, dean and a slightly helpful cas trying to teach a bunch of confused ex-angels how to fuckin behave this is gonna be like the kindergarten cop
“I have a headache.” “Maybe it’s a demon.” “IT’S NOT A DEMON!”
gleeson666:
do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”
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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:
okay but
this is quality humor right here
nippled:
*throws flower petals at you* be my friend
Interrogate me
1.Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend?
2.When did your last hug take place?
3.Are you a jealous person?
4.Are you tired right now?
5.Do you chew on your straws?
6.Have you ever been called a tease?
7.Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
8.Do you cry easily?
9.What should you be doing right now?
10.Are you a heavy sleeper?
11.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months?
12.Are you mad at someone right now?
13.Do you believe in love?
14.What makes you laugh no matter what?
15.Who was the last person you talked to?
16.Do you get butterflies around the person you like?
17.Will you get married?
18.When was the last time you smiled?
19.Does anyone like you?
20.Do you secretly like someone?
21.Who was the first person you talked to today?
22.Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
23.What are you NOT looking forward to?
24.What ARE you looking forward to?
25.Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?
26.Suppose you see your ex kissing another person what would you do?
27.Do you plan on moving out within the next year?
28.Are you a forgiving person?
29.How many TRUE friends do you have?
30.Do you fall for people easily?
31.Have you ever fallen for your ex’s best friend?
32.What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
33.Who was the last person you drove with?
34.How late did you stay up last night and why?
35.If you could move somewhere else, would you?
36.Who was the last person you took a picture of?
37.Can you live a day without TV?
38.When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
39.Three names you go by..
40.Are you currently in a relationship?
41.What is your all-time favorite romance movie?
42.Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?
43.What’s your current problem?
44.Have you ever had your heart broken?
45.Your thoughts of long distance relationships?
46.How many kids do you want to have?
47.Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them?
jorjafoxed:
eiyoko:
What if our actual lives involve saving the world with our friends and doing really epic stuff
but in this dimension we’re in someone’s high school AU fanfiction or something
#i am not getting laid anywhere near enough to be in someone’s high school AU