Are you out of your elven mind, mellon nin?

429 notes | posted 11 hours ago via: getyourspoons | @getyourspoons

getyourspoons:

It seems to me like you’re an expert Tommy!

#tommy wiseau #wisdom

112,724 notes | posted 12 hours ago via: gorandomshesaid | @pyroplex

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59,592 notes | posted 12 hours ago via: gorandomshesaid | @tawmmm

That moment when even Robert’s costars can’t tell the difference.

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36,168 notes | posted 12 hours ago via: gorandomshesaid | @exploitastic
nothiiw:

i love how understandably horrified and upset everyone behind tommy looks as he unleashes this ultimate burn

nothiiw:

i love how understandably horrified and upset everyone behind tommy looks as he unleashes this ultimate burn

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#the room #hilarious

60,021 notes | posted 12 hours ago via: gorandomshesaid | @ex0skeletal

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.


38,856 notes | posted 12 hours ago via: wimey | @sorry

sorry:

a peaceful walk in the woods really relaxes me. the fact that I’m dragging a body should be irrelevant.



298,174 notes | posted 12 hours ago via: garama | @shrekyourself

becomingmichael:

productiveslacker:

beckyblackbooks:

Mortal enemies.

THAT LAST ONE!?

'COme to me'

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76,330 notes | posted 12 hours ago via: gorandomshesaid | @bearsnbritts

straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

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278,417 notes | posted 12 hours ago via: accomplishmenthunter | @oh-good-life
sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

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40,322 notes | posted 12 hours ago via: accomplishmenthunter | @xxx0n3w1ng3dang3lxxx-deactivate
queenofdorite:

SCIENCE IS MY NERF DART LAUNCHER, INTELLECT IS MY BUTTERKNIFE

queenofdorite:

SCIENCE IS MY NERF DART LAUNCHER, INTELLECT IS MY BUTTERKNIFE

#AHAHAHHAHAHAAHA