Are you out of your elven mind, mellon nin?

179,817 notes | posted 1 day ago via: canistakahari | @pleatedjeans
coffeeandcockatiels:

ewari:

gaypee:

therapsid:


"Friendship is a fucking hassle."

someone told this pony about bronies.


brush me

"what is your cutie mark?""The fuck should i know I don’t care"

It’s me.

coffeeandcockatiels:

ewari:

gaypee:

therapsid:

"Friendship is a fucking hassle."

someone told this pony about bronies.

image

brush me

"what is your cutie mark?"

"The fuck should i know I don’t care"

It’s me.

(Source: pleatedjeans)



21,157 notes | posted 1 day ago via: zforzelma | @corseque

"When her kiss transforms the Beast, she is furious.

"You should have warned me! Here I was smitten by an exceptional being, and all of a sudden, my fiance becomes an ordinary distinguished young man!""

the 1909 play Beauty and the Beast:  Fantasy in Two Acts by Fernand Noziere, the very first published version of the story where the Beauty is disappointed when the Beast transforms into a human at the end. (via okayophelia)

(Source: corseque)



4,187 notes | posted 5 days ago via: marysylph | @queenshulamit

queenshulamit:

Never forget that “Deep Breath” had the villain escaping in a hot air balloon made entirely from brutally murdered people’s skin and that homophobes complained it was unsuitable for children not because of the skin balloon but because of lesbians kissing.



83,626 notes | posted 5 days ago via: marysylph | @ryl-e-coyote

diloolie:

knitmeapony:

ryl-e-coyote:

i am laughing because i just started imagining a gordon ramsay-like feminist writer who, rather than helping to keep restaurants in business, goes to writers of television shows and films and chastises them for the sexism, racism, and general lack of diversity in their scripts

"YOUR SCRIPT IS AS WHITE AS THE PAPER IT’S PRINTED ON, YOU DONKEY."

PLEAAAAASEEEEEEEEE



23,677 notes | posted 5 days ago via: marysylph | @lightscamerareaction

All women are born bad. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.

(Source: lightscamerareaction)



12,796 notes | posted 5 days ago via: captainshroom | @themerc-witha-lightsaber

themerc-witha-lightsaber:

I was nominated for the ice bucket challenge; screw that.



31,766 notes | posted 5 days ago via: gorandomshesaid | @theicelandicmountaindaisy

theicelandicmountaindaisy:

One of my favourite things about Harry Potter is that Harry is such an unreliable narrator, not because he’s lying, but because he was so oblivious, just about anything could be going on under his nose and he wouldn’t even notice. It’s great because it supports basically every headcanon. Like, no, Harry would not have noticed if Sirius and Remus were dating, I know he’s The Chosen One but he’s about as perspective as a pile of bricks.



5,154 notes | posted 5 days ago via: rnischief-managed | @aaronpaauls

(Source: aaronpaauls)



34,734 notes | posted 1 week ago via: marysylph | @kerevat

tfw when high and at a family reunion 



1,728 notes | posted 1 week ago via: marysylph | @whykhan

whykhan:

So Benedict is going to voice the tiger Shere Khan in Warner Bros’ upcoming adaptation of the Jungle Book and honestly I’m laughing really hard right now because he portrays sherlock and he portrays khan and now

Shere Khan

This is a thing that is happening