It seems to me like you’re an expert Tommy!
That moment when even Robert’s costars can’t tell the difference.
i love how understandably horrified and upset everyone behind tommy looks as he unleashes this ultimate burn
Fun shark attack facts:
- In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
- For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.
- Humans are assholes.
- Sharks are not assholes.
- Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
a peaceful walk in the woods really relaxes me. the fact that I’m dragging a body should be irrelevant.
THAT LAST ONE!?
'COme to me'
how do i ask a boy out
roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two
OH MY GOD NO
twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car
row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream
I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory
water is wet
the sun is hot
leaves are green
SCIENCE IS MY NERF DART LAUNCHER, INTELLECT IS MY BUTTERKNIFE