Are you out of your elven mind, mellon nin?

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688 notes | posted 1 hour ago via: twotowers | @collinsdobrev

It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.

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53,898 notes | posted 7 hours ago via: gorandomshesaid | @mymagicmurderbag
obfuscobble:

daniistrouble:

I feel like I heard a mic drop on this.

damn.

obfuscobble:

daniistrouble:

I feel like I heard a mic drop on this.

damn.

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545,497 notes | posted 8 hours ago via: gorandomshesaid | @shittinggold

katyissuperawesome:

fuckyeahcourtneyy:

This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.

I think my favourite thing about this is the poor guy asking them not to do this again. how many times has this happened. he knew what was going to happen at the start. is this a regular occurrence

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112,016 notes | posted 8 hours ago via: gorandomshesaid | @i-wouldnt-even-question-it

psychedelicdevilry:

THIS MAN SHOULD BE PRESIDENT

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99,348 notes | posted 8 hours ago via: hinsabbies | @memewhore
smilesandvials:

This always cracks me up and I just want a giant poster of it in every lab.

smilesandvials:

This always cracks me up and I just want a giant poster of it in every lab.

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196,984 notes | posted 8 hours ago via: gorandomshesaid | @cutevictim

cutevictim:

Jesus was a homeless Palestinian anarchist who held protests at oppressive churches, advocated for universal health care and redistribution of wealth, before being arrested for terrorism, tortured and executed for crimes against the state, now go ahead and explain to me why he’d vote conservative. I’ll wait.

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1,643 notes | posted 8 hours ago via: marvelmovies | @marvelmovies
marvelmovies:

This seemed appropriate to post since it is almost time to apply for universities…[x]

marvelmovies:

This seemed appropriate to post since it is almost time to apply for universities…[x]



5,615 notes | posted 8 hours ago via: gorandomshesaid | @missanniehall

Sir Ian McKellen came to visit Chew Valley School on 17th October 2014. He had this important message for the students gathered outside the library to catch a glimpse of the actor and Stonewall champion. (X)

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